Doctor! Doctor!
 Posted By nhojboy (2 November, 2005)
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, that's because we had to amputate your
arms....
Tony
Posted By laney1000 (18 October, 2005)
Q.What do you call a man with no shin?
A.Tony...
Desert Survival
Posted By nhojboy (16 October, 2005)
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman
become lost in the desert. Soon enough, they are kidnapped by desert bandits. They are robbed of
any...
Broke Blonde
Posted By punkrockfan_518 (6 October, 2005)
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I
don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the
lottery....
Snowmen
Posted By aledjones (6 October, 2005)
Two snowmen are standing in a garden. One says, "I wonder what it is like
to fly in the clouds above", the other exclaims, "Look a talking
snowman!!!!"...
Dolls
Posted By aledjones (6 October, 2005)
What do you call a row of dolls about to be burned?
A barbie-queue!...
Snowman's Birthday Song
Posted By aparnabanerjee91 (6 October, 2005)
Q: What do you sing at a Snowman's Birthday Party?
A: Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!...
Another Churchill Quote
 Posted By JinMakkto (6 October, 2005)
Winston Churchill is at a dinner party, and someone comes round offering
drinks. After Winston takes his usual whiskey, the person offers the man sitting
...
Lazy Squirrels
Posted By aledjones (6 October, 2005)
What do squirrels do on their days off?
They stay at home and do nutting....
To Do Before You Die
Posted By JinMakkto (6 October, 2005)
I was just reading through that book "50 Things to do Before You Die" and
I was really surprised that none of them was "Shout for help!"...
Jesus at the pearly gates
 Posted By Kex (5 October, 2005)
One day at the pearly gates, Jesus was in charge of accepting people into
heaven. Time passed and nothing interesting happened until it was an old mans
tu...
RIP Ronnie Barker
Posted By Ghost (5 October, 2005)
Did you hear about the group that broke into a police department and took
their only toilet? Now the police have nothing to go on.
(This joke originally ma...
Irishmen
Posted By vanilla wafah (5 October, 2005)
Q. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. 10, 1 to hold the bulb in place and the other 9 to drink untill the room
spins....
Three Men In a Sack
Posted By LastResort (5 October, 2005)
The Year Is 1915, The An English Man, An Irish Man, And a Scots Man are all
in a German Prison. Finally they find a chance to escape.
As they attempt to es...
Arthritis
Posted By Ghost (12 August, 2005)
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on
the London Underground next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his
face was plastered with re...
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